Ladies and gentlemen, is this a joke? For three years, my client has been utterly disregarded! Anniversaries, those special days meant to celebrate love and commitment, are simply erased from his memory. And when confronted, he has the audacity to say she's overreacting? Dates don't matter? What does matter to him, then? His video games? This is not just forgetfulness; it's a blatant disregard for her feelings. What more can she possibly do to make him understand?
Hold on a second. While forgetting an anniversary is insensitive, let's not act like the world is ending. The real issue here is the overreaction. 'Dates don't matter' might be a clumsy way of saying he values the relationship every day, not just on one specific date. And let's be real, how much effort did she put into reminding him beforehand? Was this a passive-aggressive setup for a fight?
Both of you, sit down and shut up. Mr. Boyfriend, you are a certified buffoon. Forgetting once is a mistake, twice is a pattern, but three times? That's a declaration of war on romance. Dismissing her feelings and running off to play video games is the cherry on top of your colossal cake of insensitivity. Ms. Girlfriend, while your feelings are valid, consider this: nagging won't fix anything. Communication is key, not passive-aggressive pouting. He's clearly an idiot, but you chose him. Now deal with it or dump him.